Camofire Tag Soup T-Shirt

Now available through Huntwurx: the Camofire Tag Soup Shirt, created for hunters whose freezer stayed empty but whose excuse inventory reached full capacity. The front features a painfully accurate Tag Soup Nutrition Facts label loaded with missed shots, blown stalks, bad luck, poor timing, loud footsteps, questionable ranges, and one very understanding hunting partner. Finished with the Camofire logo below the back collar, this black short-sleeve shirt is perfect for anyone who came home without an animal but brought back several outstanding stories.

FAQs

What is tag soup?

Tag soup is the traditional meal served after hunting season when your tag remains unfilled. It tastes mostly like regret with a subtle hint of gas-station jerky.

What is printed on the front?

The front features a Tag Soup Nutrition Facts label containing zero calories, 1,000mg of excuses, three missed shots, two blown stalks, no hope, and one full dose of humble ego.

Does the shirt have a back graphic?

Yes. A white Camofire logo is printed below the back collar—just in case anyone needs to identify you while you’re walking back to the truck empty-handed.

Is this shirt guaranteed to improve my hunting?

Absolutely not. It may, however, make your excuses significantly more believable.

Who is this shirt for?

Hunters who missed, hunters who got busted, hunters who blamed the wind, and especially hunters who swear the rangefinder was wrong.